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Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Forgetfulness...On Forgetfulness





            Forgetfulness doesn’t just belong to the older crowd. I never have been good with names? BUT, let’s face it…Our “rememberers” get a bit more rusty as we get older…
            Its not unusual to be driving and momentarily forget where you are going, or to be walking from one room to another and forgetting what your purpose is..then having to turn around and go back to the first place in order to remember. …
            But let me tell you about Harriet.
            Fred’s Denver sister Harriet went to see the movie “Gravity”.  A 3-D movie about space and astronauts, the movie is also shown in “normal” two dimensional.  The movie is incredibly realistic…and the space debris appears to float off the screen into the audience. Harriet paid for the 3-D experience, grabbed the 3-D glasses, and entered the “Gravity” auditorium. She put on the big glasses and watched the entire movie. She remarked to us that the effects were not very dimensional.
             Fred figured it out. “You did what we almost did. You walked into the wrong auditorium!” We realized that she watched the entire movie with the dumb glasses on her face and was in the 2-dimensional movie! “I didn’t REMEMBER what 2-D meant. I wondered why the effects were not very 3-dimensional”, she added.
             This one involves Fred.
            Every morning Fred makes his own breakfast. I brew the coffee, but he gets to decide what he wants to eat and he has a routine! Boy, does he have a routine!
            One part of his 5 step plan in the morning is to take 2 or three slices of bacon out of the meat tray in the refrigerator, place the bacon on a paper towel, place the paper towel on a paper plate, and cover the bacon with another paper towel. Then he puts the plate in the microwave, and lets it sit there for a bit.
            Fred then goes to the bathroom and combs his hair and brushes his teeth.. Now he is ready for breakfast. He then returns to the kitchen and punches the minutes into the microwave while he is getting his fruit and yogurt or whatever.
            Now, our refrigerator is not Betty Crocker neat. It is full, and stuff is sometimes piled on stuff. While he was in the refrigerator the contents (including a jar of jelly) rolled out onto the floor. I heard Fred mumbling about it, but I didn’t pay much attention.
            Undaunted, he proceeded with his bacon “preparation” process and then disappeared to get ready for the day. He returned to the kitchen and punched the microwave. Away it hummed.
            After pouring his coffee and toasting his bread, Fred opened the microwave to take his bacon out and there was NOTHING inside. He stood there dumbfounded! “Where did the bacon go?”
            Fred called me into the kitchen. “Have you seen my bacon?” he questioned. “It’s gone. The microwave must have run for 5 minutes with nothing in it!”
            I didn’t do it. I swear. I didn’t do anything.
            Fred couldn’t understand where the bacon went. It was a crazy mystery!
             He began to back track. (No the bacon wasn’t in the bathroom either)
            He remembered the food falling out of the refrigerator and how he put everything back as he mumbled about the way stuff is balanced precariously whenever he opens the door.
            He then opened the refrigerator. He looked into the refrigerator and there sat the bacon on the paper plate with the paper towel on top. The plate was under the jar of jelly.  Fred apparently put the plate of bacon back in the refrigerator, then thinking he had done what he does every morning of his life…which is…put the bacon in the microwave….Fred went on to the back to get his shoes.
            He came back to the kitchen,  hit the cook minutes and the microwave just cooked itself.
            “I bet I ruined the dang thing”, he uttered.
             It’s still running. We will see if it works like it did before.
            And how was your week?

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